What is Ej?
1.
A big hunk of man meat. Any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud pass up waxin his crank shaft. Was born with a huge penis that cud satisfy a whale. Adorable, cute and sexy. there he is in three words.
normal convo at a party: "Hey whered all the girls go?" "The must be with EJ the handsome stud"
typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!
2.
truly sexylicious, absolutely adorable, and utterly gorgeous!
ej is mr hot!!!!
3.
Ear Job, when a girl gets stuffed in her ear.
Dude A: duuuuuude, guess what?
Dude B: what??
Dude A: She gave me an EJ!!
Dude B: No wayyyyyyy Duuuuuuuude! you're so lucky.
Dude A: Yeah duuuuuude! She was gonna give me a BJ but im like no way..i hella want a EJ..and she's like whatever and then i hella fucked up her eardrum.
Dude B: duuuuuude that's so awesome.
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4.
gorgeous hott sexy mofo hehehe lol
sweet perverted lil taco
look at the ej across dastreet YUMMY
5.
Shortened from Ejaculate, is another word for jizz(ing)
Girl: ...and then he just EJed on my face!!
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6.
A DJ who, rather than spinning vinyl, uses his laptop, usually playing or creating electronic music.
Therefore: Electronic Jockey
I dunno, that EJ's set was really weak even compared to the opening acts.
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7.
A black man of considerable stature.
Calls most people he doesn't know "You're an idiot". He is usually quite calm, but piss him off, and he WILL he eat you! He is also one of the very few black men in robotics. He is also one of the very few NASA contractors daring enough to wear a flight jacket AND a doorag
*ground shakes*
Joman Chu: What IS that? (In a rantful whine)
Matt Yu: Oh, its just ej with his pimped out robotics cart.
