E-jack

What is E-jack?


1.

A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."

Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!

See jerk off, ejaculate, masturbate, masterbate, beat off, wack off, whack off

2.

The short form of ejaculation

I e-jacked on my dog.


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