Ejaculantern

What is Ejaculantern?


1.

Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.

Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?

A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.


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