Ejaculanturn

What is Ejaculanturn?


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When a lamp is shoved in a woman's vagina or ass and then turned on like a jac-o-lanturn and slightley pushed in and out until the light bulb is untwisted

For halloween i'm giving my gf an Ejaculanturn.

See halloween, light, glowing, asshole, vagina


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