Ejaculate

What is Ejaculate?


1.

<transitive verb>

1) To eject swiftly.

2) To utter suddenly.

3) To blow a full-onshed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.

1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.

2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."

3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.

2.

Used as a verb in a sexual context: To expel a thick, white, gooey fluid called semenfrom the hole at the tip of a man's penis. To cum, to spooge, to bust a nut, etc. When used as a noun, ejaculate can also refer to said thick, white, gooey fluid. The aftermath of an ejaculation is sometimes referred to as an Explosion at the Yogurt Factory.

After she had made Peter ejaculate, Jenna's face looked like she had been in an explosion at the yogurt factory.

See ejaculate, spooge, cum, bust a nut, skeet

3.

To cum; the process of cumming

4.

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

5.

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

See nilpferd

6.

Modern definition: When someone's penis excretes semen during sex.

Older Definition: To shout

Modern: If you or your partner ejaculates during unprotected sex, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

Older: 'Wretched inmates!' I ejaculated, mentally, 'you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.'

-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

See wuthering heights, ejaculate, semen

7.

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)


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