What is Ejaculate Like A Firehose?
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When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.
Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.
Girl: I'm Lisa.
Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.
Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>
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