Ejaculatte

What is Ejaculatte?

1.

The incident invoked by putting your lattedown on the counter to reach for condiments. In doing so, gravity combined with the sheer amount of milk foam reacts in such a way as to send a plume of foam out the small hole in the top.

Starbucks patron #1: "Ew, what the hell is that on your shirt?"

Starbucks patron #2: "Fuck, I know! My machiatto totally ejaculatte'd all over me!"

See pain in the ass, ejaculation, starbucks, latte, foam
34

Random Words:

Shit Framed
1. This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the n..
Read more
Egonaut
1. An Egonaut is someone, who spends a great deal of the time contemplating existential questions and the overall order of things. En Egona..
Read more
Peyump
1. a wanna be ghetto slang for pimp that dude is peyump..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free