Ejaculatte

What is Ejaculatte?

1.

The incident invoked by putting your lattedown on the counter to reach for condiments. In doing so, gravity combined with the sheer amount of milk foam reacts in such a way as to send a plume of foam out the small hole in the top.

Starbucks patron #1: "Ew, what the hell is that on your shirt?"

Starbucks patron #2: "Fuck, I know! My machiatto totally ejaculatte'd all over me!"

See pain in the ass, ejaculation, starbucks, latte, foam
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