Ejerkulate

What is Ejerkulate?

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.

2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

See Rimjob

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Quantities

1. The LARGEST parts of a large lady - usually her BUTTOCKS. Much to the discomfort of neighbouring passengers, Hermione found that the li..

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