What is Ejerkulate?
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v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow
After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.
Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.
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A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.
"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"
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When a girl looks WAY hotter in a picture then in real life.
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Adjective: Used to describe anything (but usually a person) which is particularly ugly!
That bloke's munterrific!
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