What is Ejerkulate?
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v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow
After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.
Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.
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A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.
"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"
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Slang for a a vagina.
Damn, that's a nice vertical hamburger.
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a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants
ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg
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Also known as grass, though this version is far more cool.
"Oh my god!! Look at that omgwtfbbqgrass!!"
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