Ejerkulate

What is Ejerkulate?

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.

2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

See Rimjob

Zootiebag

1. To be drunk, high on whatever and acting stupid. You remember last night? Ya, I don't remember that shit I was all zootiebagged. ..

Vrush

1. 1)to completely own something, or someone 2)what father stalin did you your mother last night 1)man, i vrushed through that math test ..

Blofl

1. originally accidental but now intentional misspelling of rofl. simply a more exaggerated, ridiculous, and completely meaningless phrase ..

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