What is Ekka Mum?
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Those parents who walk around wearing old dirty sponsor t-shirts and hats. They never seem to have any money but can always manage to go to the ekka with their 10 kids and buy hundreds of showbags which the pile up on their cheap stroller. The 6mth old has to instantly learn how to walk.
They generally accessorise with a BumBag and a Bronco's 2000 Finalist Hat (or similar).
Their general demeanour consists of foul language and an obvious lack of education
They appear really cheap and dirty, probably because they are. Similar to the American version of
Check out that Ekka Mum buying all the Reduced to Clear Chickens - what a a cheap ass!
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