El Bastard Edit Meaning

1. The action of male ejaculation on a someone's ass crack and letting the sperm ski down. I decided to give her a ski slope, so I pu..

1. While midst coitus, a male retracts his penis from the orifice currently being ramrodded, and then the male commences peeing on his unsu..

1. Similar to the Banhammer, but wielded by parents in an attempt to destroy any potential plans to get high, drunk, or engage in sexual in..