El Bastard Edit Meaning

1. to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off "yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last ni..

1. To call in sick for work. I'm supposed to work on Sunday, but I'm banging in for the Super Bowl...

1. Usually occurs sometime in your twenties, a few years out of school and still feel as though you're waiting for you're life to..