El Bastard Edit Meaning

1. To blow ones load into a random starngers hair. "I wuz walkin down da street and sum asshole jizzed all over mah hair. I got guic..

1. A small chunk of unidentifiable food, that, when tasted, is actually quite tasty. Yesterday, my brother tried to make me eat some dirt,..

1. This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down..