El Candado

What is El Candado?

spanishfor lock . Wich consists on folding your penis all the way back and insert it in your anus. As a lock would do .

Juan se hace el candado todos los dias

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1. rarely used emoticon. translates out to: "your mother was just crushed to death in a trash compactor and cursed your name with her..

Pennsylvania Pirate

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Hetero-lifemate

1. your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual. *on the phone* jack: "i miss you..

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