What is El Capitano Gatisto?
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A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.
Random Words:
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A penis. Up to no good, of course.
We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?
See dick, cock, fuc..