El Capitano Gatisto

What is El Capitano Gatisto?


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A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.


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