What is El Capitano Gatisto?
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A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.
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Listening to the greatest fucking band in the known universe, Led Zeppelin.
It takes rocking out to another level.
I walked in on Dani..
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When something fails in an epic way. See Heathrow Airport.
"Come on baggage carousel, don't terminal 5 on me"
See airpo..