What is E.l. Crisis?
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Early Life Crisis: when a person realizes they are too young to do anything important and will never have their worth recognized until they are an adult. People commonly tell them that they are going to be successful and but they know that sucess is far off because of their age. Depression follows quickly.
Opposite of midlife crisis.
Adam: Eve is so amazing, she could totally make it big in this world.
Seth: What? She is only fourteen!
Adam: So? She is amazing.
Seth: Whatever man, she is too young. I mean do you even know her? One look in her eyes screams E.L. Crisis! Even she knows she is just an insignificant kid.
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