E.l. Crisis

What is E.l. Crisis?


1.

Early Life Crisis: when a person realizes they are too young to do anything important and will never have their worth recognized until they are an adult. People commonly tell them that they are going to be successful and but they know that sucess is far off because of their age. Depression follows quickly.

Opposite of midlife crisis.

Adam: Eve is so amazing, she could totally make it big in this world.

Seth: What? She is only fourteen!

Adam: So? She is amazing.

Seth: Whatever man, she is too young. I mean do you even know her? One look in her eyes screams E.L. Crisis! Even she knows she is just an insignificant kid.

See midlife crisis, young, worthless


1

Random Words:

1. to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooe..
1. The act of a male neighbor, over the age of 30, doing his hedge clipping or yard work with no shirt on, seemingly unaware of the awkward..
1. A deformed moron that has no goal in life other than killing babies and eating them with soy sauce. Damn, don't let that guy into ..