El Dorado Hills

What is El Dorado Hills?


1.

1996: A quaint suburb of Sacramento, charactarized by its rolling hills and rural surroundings. It is a place affordable to middle class families looking for an alternative to bustling city life. High performing schools, low crime, and scenic views are all hallmarks of this charming community.

2006: An overdeveloped yuppie infested retreat for Bay Area transplants who cashed in on their 3 bed 2 bath San Jose shanty for a mass produced, Italianate themed McMansion terraced upon a formerly rolling hillside.

Not everyone is awful in EDH, because there are actually a lot of decent people and families which don't exhibit pretentious attitudes. But the snobs you see eating at Masque thinking they are the damn Rockefellers need to down a couple bottles of sauvignon and loosen up.

El Dorado Hills started out as a relatively affordable family friendly community and has evolved into an enclave for the nouveau riche with an affintity for the newest, largest faux chateau which they live in, but can't really afford.

Bob: "My adjustable rate morgage keeps rising, and I can't afford it because I just leased a new S500!"

Mike: "Why don't you just drive something more affordable?"

Bob: "Are you crazy? I have to show the guys at work my new ride"

Mike:" But didn't Intel just announce they're slashing 7,000 jobs?"

Bob: "What!?!? I'm fucked!"

See yuppie, snob, , mercedes, mcmansion

2.

the most awfully stereotypical american town ever. a suburban hell where rich white kids pretend to be ghetto and create fake drama to add interest to their otherwise dull lives.

Lets settle this.. meet me at the market deli of el dorado hills

See eldo, el dorado hills, el dorado

3.

Five words...

"Where are the black people?"

Where everyone owns a mercedes, a trophy wife wit botox, and big ass house.

"How many black people did u see today?"

"7"

"Wow thats a lot! In El Dorado Hills?"

"No i went to Folsom."

"oh"

See snobby, black, rich, fake


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