El Gato Paradox

What is El Gato Paradox?


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When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or long term.

I just don't get it. Bill hooked up with another Babe. What does she see in him?

I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox.

Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

See manther, panther, cradle robber, sugar daddy, cougar, butterface, coyote ugly, half-your-age-plus-seven, cougar hunting, golddigger


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