El Greco

What is El Greco?


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1. Some painter from Spain that nobody remembers. El Greco means 'the greek', but it beats the shit out of me why any Greek painter would go to Spain.

2. Not 'the gecko'.

1. Art lover- Hey, that painting's by El Greco!

Art hater- Who gives a shit?

2. Jimmy- Oo, I'm so smart, el greco means 'the gecko'!

Jimmy, you're a moron. Go kill yourself or something.

See gecko, painter, art, cocaine, heroin


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