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When your nan gets a cock sewed on to her.
Man, your nan has a big bulge! does she use a cushion for her fanny pad? No, she has no fann..
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The art of going out with mates to a pub or club and searching for "vixens" then taking them home and giving them the good ham..
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When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis
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