El Kardian Edit Meaning

1. The sound of a male masturbating. See fap Look, some porn. I think I'll masturbate to it. *fap* *fap* See jerk, wank, masturbati..

1. To bury ones face in the crotch of a woman with large amounts of pubic hair. Dude when the car broke down in the woods, it got really c..

1. The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex. Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threateni..