What is El Mono?
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El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
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a term used to describe throwing up. usually used to describe it in past tense, about someone else, or a group of people.
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A hand job done with sand to create bloody, sandy penis.
That harshbarger felt really great, babe.
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One who seeks a partner with exceptional aspirations.
Jan is such a goaldigger. She only likes guys who want to become heart surgeons...
