El Mustardo

What is El Mustardo?


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Beware El Mustardo, the father of Cabbaggio. He looks like a steriotypical mexican with a large mustache and sombrero that has mustard bottles for hands.

Ph33r teh mustard!!!!111111111one@!11


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