What is El Paso Speedbag?
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When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
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1. A person who poses as a member of a group but are doing so just to mess with their heads for the fun of it.
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The extended version of douche for those guys and girls who can't just be a douche. They're over ridiculous, a veteran idiot, ..