El Paso Speedbag

What is El Paso Speedbag?


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When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.

Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.

See diarrhea, nutsack, shit, facial, plank


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