El Pollo Chokehold

What is El Pollo Chokehold?

A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken

My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Pollo Chokehold...so embarassing.

See choking the chicken, kung fu grip, wanking, spanking the monkey

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Jfgi

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Porkster

1. an obese woman Damn Gina check out that porkster! Her ass jiggles more than yo mama's jell-0 salat. Huh? Porksters?!..

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