El Portal

What is El Portal?

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place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.

south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes)

Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.

someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over

See drivers, south florida, cops, karl, white cash
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