What is El Portal?
1.
place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.
south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes)
Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.
someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over
See
Random Words:
1.
noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or ..
1.
Much like the angry dragon, when the girl is blowing you and your about to cum thrust your dick into the back of her throat causing the ..
1.
A really thin dickor cock. More flacid than a needle dick.
The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about..
