El Puko

What is El Puko?


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A legendary, semi-mystical heroic trivia sage who lives in a Buick Invicta with his best friend, Pepe the Love Goat.

Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.

Man, you really pulled an el puko on that question, here's a drink. Don't puke, though.

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