What is El Pus?
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Fraternity/sorority slang for female masturbation/masturbation implement. Origin unclear, although southern colleges seem to be the main source.
Possible derivation fromspread of Spanglish in schools, from the word
1. The guy cheated on me so I dumped him. For now it's nothing but El Pus for me.
2. He's taking a semester away so now I spend Saturday nights with El Pus.
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The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
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