What is El Rancho De Asshole?
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preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.
Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."
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Doing a 9 inch line of coke off of a 10 inch dick.
"You think a 9 off a 10 is impressive. Honey, try doing a ten off a nine."..
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A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it t..