El Rancho De Asshole

What is El Rancho De Asshole?


1.

preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.

Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"

Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"

Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."


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