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A very poor attempt at keeping oneself or one's surroundings clean, neat and tidy.
I asked the maid if the house was clean, she sa..
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a proper massive 70's style hairy minge, with tassels
"she was such a lovely lady, when i told here i was cold she wrapped he..
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Terrifying, vaguely lesbian erotica. Involves hot ladies, leather, booze, and black latex, which are all good things; but also involves ..