What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon takin..
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1) An exclamation that is said when something unfavorable or unpleasant occurs.
2) The opposite of a treat.
1) "Dude, I was about..
