What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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1. A website filled with games such as chess and pool.
2. A good alternative to actually paying attention in high school.
I remember w..
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To describe your sexual prowess, sexual organs, or previous sexual encounters in an overstated or truth-stretching manner.
Will: Man, s..
