What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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1. An excuse for ugly people on why they look that way.
2. When normal girls say they look like shit when they look normal.
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Unpleasant gaseous side effect of eating granola. Flatulence specifically the result of consuming granola.
Although my daily diet of gr..
