What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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a super duper sexy beast. with huge guns. and a total babe.
daaayum i wanna fuck that taylor speedy!!
See taylor, speedy..
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Sub-species of wigger, a white kid from a middle-class suburban family who acts like he hails from the Hood. A Funky Phantom is usually ..
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French for penis fart. During sexual intercourse when air gets trapped in penis and sounds like a fart.
when you are having sex, and yo..
