What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce
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A definition made by someone who can't fucking spell Bandit.
The tub girl bandet strikes again!
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Unkown person(s) who sets the..
