What is Elaborate Condom?
1.
Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
1.
Fucking someone in the asshole with a toilet plunger while simultaneously jerking them off.
Brian Huntley just got the hard flush. He l..
1.
Orgasms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any sexual activity ..
