What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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being screwed or haveing sex.
your getting g'ed tonight.
See getting g'ed, getting laid, sex
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being screwed or haveing s..
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When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.
Uh, that crackhead
See Marc..