What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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Said when someone insults you
Person A: You're ugly
Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor
See i, have, a, note, from, my, ..
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A Yiddish term indicating the state of being very, very drunk.
(See also: ferschnickered)
This is sacramental wine. It's only use..
