What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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a statement used before the classic;
THIS DICK!, or DIS DICK!
'excuse me, you can't do that'
'do what?'
&ap..
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hoochie-mama who dances for the pleasure of men (and some women); these women have low self esteem, low pay, and an ass that feels like ..
