What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous.
Most preinstalled software.
That f***ing Zombieware kept reinsta..
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Who the hell would kill cereal? The sick bastards.
That bitch murdered my Fruit Loops! He gonna die!
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Synonym of Cereal Murderer.
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A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these..
