What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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1. dog who becomes crashing into things such as walls or doors while being chasing flashlights.
2. Loud as fuck.
3. jumps like a black..
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Any current or future war that has the potential to last as long as the Vietnam war lasted for the U.S.
After Donald Rumsfeld declared ..
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The time of day or night when, after many hours drinking, injury or injurys through falling over, bumping into things or being offensive..
