What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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Elon University is not so much a small college as it is a 24/7 bar. If you go there, you will drink. Heavily. Every day.
Man it's..
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Describes a person with a bare bum but lots of body hair in the crack.
The guy has so much crack hair his ass look like an Ass Mohawk
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