Elaborate Condom

What is Elaborate Condom?


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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)


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