What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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To lie, not tell the truth
Are you kibby kibbin me, or are you really going out tonight?
See shoopin, lying, false..
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British Slang for having sex
Hey baby why don't we go back to my place for a little rumpty tumpty, some slap and tickle, and hows ..
