What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.
Dude, she was so fine I went down to..
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A person who is able to please the ladies and the gents, but does not like to be labeled lesbian, gay, or bi.
Are you bisexual? NO! I&a..
