What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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A sad little Indian child in need of manly love. The child fears the touch that of a woman. Apparently, It prefers to be rubbed against ..
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The mesurement of speed of a dogs tail.
For every wag per 5 seconds, Its a Ziggydoodle.
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