What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!
That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!..
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A football (soccer) player for the English Premier League team, Arsenal.
On February 23, 2008, he suffered a season ending double compo..
