What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorc..
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To rape babysitters or nannys.
Don't mess with me woman, I'll pull a Ruben Patterson on you.
See Homer Simpson..
