What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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People who just try too hard to be funny and end up looking stupid.
An urbandickwad - bootynumber 4:
a girls ass, only if its phat.
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A fun game to play in which friends compete to point out which people in a crowd look the most like a famous or not-so-famous celebrity...
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when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will ..
