What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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A synonym for being raped, usually violently from behind by a drunk Irishman.
aah did ye get the old Irish Spoon lad
See rape, date ra..
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term used in moments of frustration.
Instead of "flippin 'eck" some people in the UK say "Hecky Pecky"
See he..
