What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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A word spiffed up people use to say uneducated.
"Yo dis German kid Max is unedumahcated."
See uneducated, spiffy, max, germa..
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When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.
As her ass ..
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a person who is a vegetarian but eats pork, chicken, and fish. basically it's a person who says they're a vegetarian but eats ..
