What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures.
Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper...
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A gathering involving the conversation of girl-like topics.
Also known as "titty party," "party with titties," and ..
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A Trip on some strong(Maybe even Grateful Dead Family) LSD-25.
Graham-"What's wrong with Josh?"
KT-"Oh he's t..
