What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
Random Words:
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i'm not your napkin; do not wipe your hands on me
when someone tries to wipe something on you, you say "i ain't yo napki..
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same as son of a bitch
Piano falls on your big toe, you yelp "Son of a Biscuit Eater!!"..
