What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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This is the title of an American song, circa pre-turn of the century. The lyrics, in part are as follows:
"A froggy would a'w..
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What I had in my mouth last night.
Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumbe..
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Excess expulsions from the anus, whether it be too much gastric explosions (gas), or excessive diarrhea...which can be caused by the con..
