What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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When two men are having anal sex and making porpoise noises, they are brown porpoising.
I heard two men brown porpoising the other nigh..
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a knife
i'll shank you with my stainless steel blud
See your, mum, dad, face, stainless, steel..
