What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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Adj. What girls (or guys) are called after they give guys named "Peter" head.
Man, my friend Heather is a real Petercheeks. ..
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An object that you have never seen or heard of before or just dont know what it is.
Joe: Did you find that thing yet?
Bill: You mean t..
