What is Elaborate Condom?
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Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:
'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!
(Trust me, chicks love it...)
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a girl who likes sex,a girl who sleeps around alot
She is a real zippermonkey..
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if you do something at the drop of a hat, you do it suddenly and easily, often without any preparation.
I can't go rushing off t..
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Extremely Large Man boobs.
Dan portal has jumble jugs...
