Elakianism

What is Elakianism?

Obscure Religion that originated in central Asia.

It's main principles are to treasure and excel your body and to respect your acquiantances.

'Bob next door became Elakianist last week'

'Elakianism is predominant in central Asia'

'We don't learn about Elakianism in school'

See elakianism, elakian, religion, central, asian, jesus, christ, christian

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