Elan Millhauser

What is Elan Millhauser?


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1. An apple douche

2. A person who asks insanely dumb questions such as "What's a moe-no-poe-lee?"

3. Starter of the famous conversation during a microeconomics class that started it all:

Elan: "Did you know that's producer's surplus?

Joanne <extremely pissed, irritated, and annoyed that Elan interrupted Joanne from finishing writing the word "producer's surplus" on her graph>: "Ummm, YEAH".

Elan: "I said IS that producer's surplus. God you're such a bitch!"

Joanne: "AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!!" <slaps Elan> "OOPS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHaHH!!

4. A hardcore Yankee fan who wants to do Gary Sheffield.

5. Someone who can't spell the word "hungry"

6. A college student at Binghamton University who rocks

Elan once said "I haven't had apple douche in a long time" and I freaked out.


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