What is Elan Solomon?
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A pathetic, 2 foot 1 midget from South Africa who spends his time attempting to sweat my nuts and suck me off. His accent and imitation of all that I do cause me to want to put a brick betwixt his eyes.
That fag, Elan Solomon deserves a drive-by more than any one person should ever desevre anything. EVER.
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