Elan Solomon

What is Elan Solomon?


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A pathetic, 2 foot 1 midget from South Africa who spends his time attempting to sweat my nuts and suck me off. His accent and imitation of all that I do cause me to want to put a brick betwixt his eyes.

That fag, Elan Solomon deserves a drive-by more than any one person should ever desevre anything. EVER.


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