Elasticles

What is Elasticles?


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Do you're balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you balls hang low?

I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.

See stretchy, balls, sack, scrotum, testicles


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