What is Elasticles?
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Do you're balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you balls hang low?
I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.
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Random Words:
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disarmingly melodic
See brahms
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your mom loves us, waaaay too much
"yes, union pulse, yes! yes!"
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A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)
Shit's Hit Mutha Fucka
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Going a long, long time without sex.
A wise man once said, I'd gladly choose suicide over being on the schneid.
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