Elastics Gymnastics

What is Elastics Gymnastics?

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

See exercise, tights, pantyhose, stockings, jeans, pants

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