What is Elastics Gymnastics?
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Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.
I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.
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