Elasti-vag

What is Elasti-vag?

1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.

2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted

Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?

Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.

Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.

See vigina, intercourse, resilience, whores

Zurley

1. : to bring or fall into a state of partial ruin, decay, or disrepair. "That cunt drives a zurley mobile"..

Blingalicious

1. Amazing, Shiny, blingin', pretty much cool jewelerry!! Person 1 : OMg look at my new earrings!! Person 2 : Totally blingalicious ..

Jagballs

1. A really mean, grumpy, selfish dickhead. Dan Lewis has a bad case of the jagballs...

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