Elasti-vag

What is Elasti-vag?

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1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.

2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted

Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?

Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.

Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.

See vigina, intercourse, resilience, whores
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