Elastoplast

What is Elastoplast?

a deformed chocolate bar turned popsicle

Angus' choclate bar melted. She thought she couldn't eat it so she put it in the freezer, and it became an elastoplast! THE DAY WAS SAVED!

See cancer, apple juice, that's what she said

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