What is Elbert?
1.
The tallest mountain in Colorado and the second highest in the 48 states. Most people think Pikes Peak is the tallest at 14,110ft, but Mt. Elbert tops the chart at 14, 433ft.
I hiked up Mt. Elbert in only 4 hours.
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2.
A hickey so bad that it hurts for at least a week. Often black or deep red in color, an Elbert is tender to the touch, and resembles a bite mark or an actual injury. An Elbert may be induced by mean spirited biting or by overly aggressive sucking on the neck.
It is impossible to disguise an Elbert with any form of makeup, and to treat an Elbert with Preparation H or any other traditional hickey remedy.
Guy: “Oh my God, did you get hit with a baseball?”
Pale girl; “No, it’s a hickey.”
Guy: “Well, that’s quite the Elbert.”
Pale girl: “Oh, how true.”
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