Elblow

What is Elblow?


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A form of safe sex when a partner doesn't want to stick it in their mouth. Instead of the schlong, your partner presses their lips to your elbow and sucks the living shit out of it until you get so turned on that you're crap jizz. This could take anywhere from 15 minutes to 7 hours, depending on the power of your partners mouth and sucking ability. Sometimes it may not even work at all. Either way, it's no replacement for actual, decent, regular, mainstream sex.

Jake: Dude, I heard you got sum last nite.

Phil: Yeah, dude. I got the best elblow ever.

Jake: Elblow?

Phil: Yeah, it was amazing. How about you?

Jake: um... I had... regular... sex.

Phil: oh....

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