Elbow Candy

What is Elbow Candy?


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a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

See hooker, gold digger, whore, sugar baby, bonbon, twinky, airhead, blond, bimbo


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