Elbow Candy

What is Elbow Candy?

a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

See hooker, gold digger, whore, sugar baby, bonbon, twinky, airhead, blond, bimbo

Four Hour Erection

1. A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one pe..

Fecis

1. What you call your penis after dirty butt secks. I was giving it to this skank butt good then I pulled out and had a fecis. See butt, ..

Vegas Jaffle

1. the act of a male entering a female while bent over a table or bench i gave turnys mum a vegas jaffle over the breville See vegas, jaf..

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