Elda Cantera

What is Elda Cantera?


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A supposed English teacher at St. Marguerite d'Youville in Brampton, Ontario. She is very arrogant, self-centered, and believes she is always right.

She had no emotion towards any of her students, and downgrades our opinions as those of 7 year olds.

She also feels as if she has the power to insult us as she pleases.

She also claims to be a very good teacher of English, though her work would state otherwise. She constantly makes errors, both in spelling and grammer, in nearly all the work she does. And whenever we attemp to correct her, her arrogance gets in the way.

She is also good at kissing as, for thoughout the semester she had only taught one successful lesson, because she was being evaluated by the vice-principle.

She is an old fat Italian woman from Woodbridge, which explains alot about her personality.

When confronted by Cantera, it is best for you to run, especially up stairs where she will not be able to follow you.

At least she's not as bad as Cantera!

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