Elder Edit Meaning

1.

ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.

Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.

See joseph smith, 1844

2.

an amazing person

ur boy is such an elder, he got my cat from up that tree when it got stuck

3.

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.

AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!

See Jade

4.

A newborn fetus that is clueless to his surroundings. Sometimes results in doing the unthinkable.

I was such an Elder last nite that when a girl asked me to sleep over, I said I can't because I have class the next day. It was Saturday night.

5.

Gay men who prefere to take cock from behind.

"Check out that dude, he's a total elder"

See fudge packer, rump roaster, fag, gay, butt pirate