What is Elder Wear?
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Frustrating and unusual wear on items caused by poor vision and or reflexes of the elderly, ironically found on things usually very well maintained and otherwise gingerly used.
"See that '92 acura? it's got only 34 thousand miles on it and complete service records, too bad about the Elder Wear at all four corners from sad attempts to park it".
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Random Words:
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A Phrase that means after a hard sex session, the lady genitals look like a ripped out fireplace
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