What is Eldon?
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A drink made famous in Houston, TX bars. Popularity is spreading throughout Gulf region. It contains Vodka (preferably Ketel One); Club Soda and a lemon; Enjoyed after hours or pre-NASCAR.
Bartender ... Let me get two Eldon's and hold the straw.
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when you walk somewhere, usually crowded and you are walking right into a person, when you try to dodge with a sidestep but that person sidesteps the exact same way, and then you are still in each others way and start to do this awkward dance
Walking in the mall the wrong way and you come face to face with someone and you go to move out of their way, and they move the same way. That is called an eldon.
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A derisive term, aiming at the target's fond love for mangling poop-chutes.
"Mike Piazza is such an anusbungler"..
