Eldophiliac Edit Meaning

1. When something would be totally sweet if it worked -- but it doesn't. While looking at the Corvette with no engine, Joe says "..

1. Someone who thinks they're a roadiebut has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and..

1. A name given to a person having a penis exceeding a foot in length. Man Jswift, this morning i woke up and took an involuntary shit in ..