Electric Blanket

What is Electric Blanket?

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When an overweight man has sex with a petite woman, where it is required for the man to lift his fat in order to fornicate, inevitably covering the woman and keeping her warm during the boinking session(s).

Guy A: So did you give her the Electric Blanket last night?

Guy B: Once I plugged it in, she was warm all night!

See fat, sex, gross
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