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stairs
Cockney ryhming slang
"Im going up the apple and pairs"
See pants, poo, egg head, bean flickers..
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Good old masturbation
He was doing his manly-business when his mother walked in.
See manliness, jerking off, whacking it..
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Usually a person who has the name of John Q. Ass dribble is when somebody does a wet fart and gets a little back splash on their undies...