Electric Girls Edit Meaning

1. The experience of buying an impractical item at Ikea that never gets put into use. Sometimes used as a verb - the item itself becomes th..

1. Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to f..

1. It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn you..