Electric Jones

What is Electric Jones?


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Do ever have the need to define something that is so mind-numbingly, ball-achingly and spine shatteringly awesome that no words seem adequate?

Well this is the expression for you.

Accept no substitutes. While stocks last. One per person.

Those shoes are Electric Jones!

Thats an Electric Jones pair of bosoms!

Electric Jones is my daddy! (A common, and my I point out, false use of the expression: as I do not know your mother, and even if I did: she promised I wouldn't have to be involved with you).

See awesome, epic, super, fantastic, dope


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