What is Electric Mustache?
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First, buy a black light and set it to a clapper. Then, give a girl a facial in a dark room and clap, revealing a glowing mustache across her face. Extra points if you do it while listening to the band Electric Mustache.
Tired of giving facials? Spice it up with an electric mustache!
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a totally mushy, godawfulsong that eptimizes how rotten popular music was in the late 70s. It was recorded by Debby Boone and supposedly..