What is Electric Slide?
1.
The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's own anus or the anus of an unsuspecting other while performing fellatio.
Ian was busting a move on The Palace dance floor all night. Once he got a few drinks in him he even pulled out his patented move- the electric slide, but I don't mean the dance move.
I was going down on Ian. He wasn't feeling it, so I gave him the ol' electric slide. He promptly blew his load all over my face.
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2.
When a dog (or any animal or even an unruly spouse) has an itchy anus and proceeds to drag it on the ground to soothe the burning anal itch. Typically a dog will sit down, pull the hind legs up in the air and use the frong legs to propel across the floor.
Damn, Frank had the minister and his wife over at their house, and while they were having tea in the living room, Zippy sat right in front of them and did the electric slide. How embarassing!
3.
the act of deficating in one's own pants after being TASERED by the police.
I was watching COPS and some guy from the trailer park tried to fight the cops and ended up doing the electric slide.
4.
the act of deficating in one's own pants after being TASERED by the Police
On COPS, I some some trailer trash dude do the electric slide after resisting the police.
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