What is Electric Whale Transport?
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Electric whale transports are three or four-wheeled electric carts that people, almost exclusively elderly or morbidly obese, ride around on in stores, malls, or anywhere else that requires walking a distance greater than from the couch to the refrigerator.
I was in a hurry to get out of Target, but some fatty in an electric whale transport was holding up the checkout line.
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